Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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