he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Pants are for mortals
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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