But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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