i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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