i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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