Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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