you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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