OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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