Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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