some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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