She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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