White coat. Heels.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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