the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
The struggles of a small town man whore
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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