have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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