Jerry, you need to find god
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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