Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We were destined to go to rehab together
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
