Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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