At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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