Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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