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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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