my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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