Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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