just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The adults are the big ones right?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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