That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My balls are so social today.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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