chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
There r osticjed everywhere
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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