I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
