So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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