you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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