my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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