OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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