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(573): View more from Missouri

Small penises have feelings too.

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(573): Small penises have feelings too. http://tfl.nu/ikhv

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(334): View more from Alabama

Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?

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You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.

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(334): Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating? (1-334): You are proof that most things are best left unsaid. http://tfl.nu/quhe

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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.

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(727): He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course. http://tfl.nu/636t

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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes

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(910): whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes http://tfl.nu/crfp

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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?

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and why are they spooning a flamingo?

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they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.

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(805): Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor? (805): and why are they spooning a flamingo? (714): they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice. http://tfl.nu/n0m3

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(315): View more from New York

Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?

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Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.

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(315): Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole? (817): Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that. http://tfl.nu/wqpn

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(415): View more from California

get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing

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(415): get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing http://tfl.nu/v8kn

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously

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(617): A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously http://tfl.nu/7jfj

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(513): View more from Ohio

While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.

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(513): While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from. http://tfl.nu/e26m

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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.

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(717): I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples. http://tfl.nu/i9sk

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(616): View more from Michigan

You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.

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(616): You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today. http://tfl.nu/z6l8

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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me

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(617): The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me http://tfl.nu/mmd5

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(716): View more from New York

We found Mulan.

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I thought you were in bed what the hell

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(716): We found Mulan. (409): I thought you were in bed what the hell http://tfl.nu/ar2j

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(231): View more from Michigan

That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.

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(231): That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/ogi2

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?

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I can't wait to tell mom.

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(920): He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me? (262): I can't wait to tell mom. http://tfl.nu/c20r

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