I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
What drink are we having for lunch?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.