hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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