So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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