the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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