Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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