I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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