Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm bleeding and have questions
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