Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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