hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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