? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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