wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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