Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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