I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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