before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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