I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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