every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
party gras won. party gras always wins.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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