why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
