I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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