so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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