you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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