is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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