Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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