sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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