its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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