Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away

(440): View more from Ohio

isn't bella the cat???

(216): View more from Ohio

that she is

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(502): View more from Kentucky

i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list

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(630): View more from Illinois

is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.

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(661): View more from California

Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds

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(251): View more from Alabama

Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.

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(979): View more from Texas

Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.

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(315): View more from New York

As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"

(518): View more from New York

Wow... So was the sex good?

(315): View more from New York

Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.

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